Mittwoch, 24. Dezember 2008

Techelas Weihnachtsgeschenk

Ja, jetzt kommts. Das Weihnachtsgeschenk für die treuen Techelas-Members und sonstigen Mitleser. Selbstgebasteltes macht ja immer wieder Freude, darum gibt es einen Satz nicht transitiver Würfel zum selberbasteln. Einfach PDF ausdrucken auf dickes Papier, ausschneiden und zusammenkleben. Und danach Abzocken.
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Freitag, 19. Dezember 2008

Bier und DVD an HTA



Stiif Uörkels:










U da hiimer umimau ina verwütscht, hehe... :

Donnerstag, 18. Dezember 2008

Füsikunterricht: Impuls + Matériauxunterricht

Rocket launch à la Herren:



Materialtest à la Boechat:




Gold klauen à la Nühuus:

Dienstag, 16. Dezember 2008

Messrapport und Spass dabei..


Wiedereinmal Systemes Logiques Labor




A propos.... Es zeigen sich erste Erfolge, was das Schreiben von Laborberichten angeht:

A=ein 6i!! Das erste 6i am Tech!

Montag, 15. Dezember 2008

Samstag, 13. Dezember 2008

physics for future engineers


Dienstag, 9. Dezember 2008

Morgens, um halb zehn in Fribourg...

Aber bitte mit Sahne:







Freitag, 5. Dezember 2008

Wettbewerb

Liebi Lüt u Techelas-Fäns, üsa Wettbewerb isch richtig Endi gange u wier hi massehaft Logos gschückt bcho. Wie versproche zigemer ALLI an. Dä Sieger würd de no per Abstümmig ide Schuel erkore.


Freitag Nachmittag: Techelas says "adieu merci"



Du bist ein Ängschiniör, wenn...

- You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
- You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
- You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
- It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
- You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
- You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
- You think in "math".
- You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
- You have a pet named after a scientist.
- You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
- The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
- You can translate English into Binary.
- You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit".
- You are completely addicted to caffeine.
- You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
- You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
- You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
- The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
- You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
- You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it.
- You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
- You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
- You have never backed up your hard drive.
- You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
- You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
- You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
- Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
- You understood more than five of these jokes.

Top 10 reasons to date an engineer

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4. Engineers do it to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

Donnerstag, 4. Dezember 2008

Après-Fitness im Mäc:




Nühuus gewinnt:

Supermän Nühuus

Szene 1: Löiba wird von 2 üblen Gängstern angegriffen



To be continued...

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